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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 01:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

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Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Then came..

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Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Still no good.

share office space ...

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Fishing is a popular pastime on many US beaches. What is a type of saltwater fish commonly caught from piers or by wading (flounder, redfish, etc.)?

They put up a sign reading

No go.

Loons and Moons

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to